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Fine Demotivational Poster


PIG -


TAGS: pig define plant bacon
Rating: 4.78/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:00 pm
Mmmm, bacon plants.


THE AC-130 GUNSHIP - 3 20mm mini guns 2 40mm auto cannons and 1 105mm artillery gun .... over kill any one?


TAGS: this is pure american overkill at her finest
Rating: 3.57/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:45 pm
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload. - The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.
Airman - January 25, 2012, 7:24 pm
comes in handy when there's a gaggle of bad guys on a mountainside
2ninja4u - January 25, 2012, 6:42 pm
Who needs over kill? your just wasting ammo! one sh** ,one kill.
usaf1995 - June 8, 2010, 12:00 pm
WAIT WAIT WAIT ITS THE 123S OF DEATH!!!!
Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Going deer hunting with a nuke.. That's overkill. This is making sure what you want to kill is dead and is going to stay that way. (Also great for the approaching zombie apocalyspe.)
tsprint1996 - June 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
The ph**o is a mirror image. All the guns should be on the port side.
corneredbadger - June 7, 2010, 1:56 pm
its not overkill, its preparedness. so if the populaion of a country gets out of line we can remove said country
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 10:34 am
Love the Gunship. Poster is ok. 4L
usaf1995 - June 7, 2010, 9:37 am
soooooooooo do you like it???
Ed-Hyde - June 7, 2010, 7:24 am
Nerdy would be dressing up LIKE an AC-130. Besides, there's no such thing as overkill, dead is dead.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:10 am
I've always been a fan of airpower... nerdy, I wouldn't agree with... but, I'm a bit bias. What isn't nerdy?
Anything - June 7, 2010, 12:04 am
I find these weaponry stuff on the internet very, very nerdy.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:00 am
Depends on where you are, I suppose. In this case, this platform is highly accurate, but carries a punch unlike anything in it's class.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:57 pm
Well that's pretty much useless.
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:48 pm
Everything.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:42 pm
What does it kill ?
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:39 pm
It's needed. It's one thing to kill the enemy... but just as tactically important to intimidate.
Dark Dragon - June 6, 2010, 11:32 pm
There is no such thing as overkill Just slightly excessive


SOLITARY CONFINEMENT - Sometimes, it's the lesser of two evils.


TAGS: cats mice solitary confinement prison
Rating: 4.88/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - June 18, 2011, 10:38 am
Also, a tiny pair of sunglasses with the message "deal with it" spelled out in nuts.
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:31 am
This picture was taken only moments before Squeaky screamed "This is Sparta". Sadly, they only ever found remnants of collars for Mr Boots, Fluffy, Princess, Tiger and Lancelot


I'M FINE -




PLEASE NOTE - Fines are to be paid in advance.


TAGS: danger death fines
Rating: 4.26/5

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tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:38 pm
Well OBVIOUSLY there's a fine. First some poor sod has to trip the breakers and scra** what's left of your fried a** off the tracks and then there's a shutdown and investigation that probably, all told, causes $10,000 or so in losses for every fried idiot
Eddygp - June 22, 2012, 10:11 am
Hilarious!


OVERKILL - Because just when you think you've reached rock bottom, some prick hands you a shovel.




TROLL DOLLS - A fine image to accompany that weird patch of hair growing on your arm.




ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA -




THE "BOX" -


TAGS: box think outside confined climb out liberate
Rating: 4.81/5

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Verdeckt - June 3, 2011, 6:58 pm
So true... 5L, more if I could


JAYWALKERS -


TAGS: waiting for them is fine
Rating: 4.13/5

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lgvernon - May 27, 2012, 5:49 pm

That's certainly true, Bull. (grin)
Bull - May 27, 2012, 4:45 pm
Lol, 5 burning buildings! Ya know, if that was a pic of a bunch of half n**** women it would probably get get 5L across the board. For Shame, gentlemen, for shame ...
lgvernon - May 27, 2012, 3:57 pm

16 good things...
MissPriss - May 27, 2012, 1:12 pm
drool....thanks for the 1st good thing of my morning!


AMERICA’S FINEST -


TAGS: americas finest patton military thanks
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sean - August 17, 2010, 11:22 am
Wow, an annoying bumper sticker becomes an even more annoying comment. Do you hav3e any t-shirts you'd also like to quote (without attribution, of course)?
jameswnash - August 17, 2010, 12:33 am
If you can not stand behind the soldier's who puttheir lives on the line so you can sleep at night, then by all means feel free to stand in front of them
Imants - January 5, 2010, 10:31 pm
Janitors are people, who are also doing far more than their jobs. They're probably doind some of your moms too.
Da5id - December 30, 2009, 11:03 am
These are men doing far more than 'just a job'... they are upholding an ideal, the ideal that enables you to play on this website among others.
Spangle - October 11, 2009, 12:11 am
But they were just men doing a job. Yes it's a good cause and all but still. You'd be praying to god if your dustmen never turned up each week!
doofenshmirtz - August 12, 2009, 9:11 pm
Hell Yah!!!! You couldn't be any more right.
Derek - August 12, 2009, 6:05 pm
Better that they were still alive though.
Agent K - August 12, 2009, 4:30 pm
Well Said


TIMMY'S WEEKEND -




THE SECRET-3 -


TAGS: happy fine paradox nothing is
Rating: 4.47/5

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maoworks2 - February 21, 2012, 7:43 am
Very Nice .
Zetmonk - February 21, 2012, 4:59 am
It's art really.
forseti - February 21, 2012, 1:23 am
*yawn*... just another masterpiece from RL. ;)
motinet - February 20, 2012, 6:54 pm

Truly demotivational
mariand - February 20, 2012, 5:22 pm
great one RL
Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 3:12 pm

remember...down...not across :)
tellitlikeitis - February 20, 2012, 1:15 pm
Geez... let me just slit my wrists now.


ETIQUETTE -


TAGS: gentleman dating prudence courtesy finesse
Rating: 4.28/5

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agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 1:24 pm
Call me!
spacedog - August 1, 2010, 1:15 pm
Love it Aggy. It's always about lubrication. 5L


LAWFUL LAWYERS - "everything is just fantastic, thanks for asking"


TAGS: lawyers crime execution fine
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - March 4, 2010, 3:23 pm
"..they'll be the first up against the wall"
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 8:56 am
Nicely done lovely.angie...5 fake Poodles for you


MUST HAVE COFFEE -


TAGS: caffine c8h10n4o2 1 3 7 trimethylxanthine addiction
Rating: 3.96/5

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Derek - February 22, 2010, 5:14 am
Funny???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:41 am
All the logos and gimmicks in the world will not make this funny.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:40 am
Oh, just for the usual reasons.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:39 am
Nah.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:38 am
Do we have bombers among us?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:36 am
Enjoy your rating while it lasts, kid.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 3:15 pm
Excellent Derek, 5Ls.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:27 am
Very nice, D.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:15 am
5 LOL's!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:56 am
This poster was the best part of waking up!


CAMERON -


TAGS: life time day judgement future skynet terminator lethal girl gun t 600 t 1000 t x sarah john connor terminatrix fine accuracy
Rating: 3.42/5

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bob123456789 - July 24, 2010, 1:04 pm
its Summer Glau in "Sarah Connor Chronicles"
Kainim - March 27, 2010, 12:20 pm
where is this picture from??


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Trying to Confine Me -




IDEAS -


TAGS: only ideals truly define the person hammy
Rating: 4.83/5

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Hawamleh - November 8, 2010, 4:42 pm
I Used Hitler Because He Represents An Ideal, White Supremacy, A thought that Nearly Changed the world, Yet No Matter How We try the World Will Not be Able To Change this Idea. And I think Of Mohamed More Like This Old Guy That Used To Live Next To Me
HammerofHeeb - November 8, 2010, 1:43 pm
My bad..should clarify. Where Hitler goes off on a rant about the Giants and the Cowboys. It made perfect sense to me, but others may think, what the heck is he talking about. :)
HammerofHeeb - November 8, 2010, 1:41 pm
I loved that youtube video with the Giants and the Cowboys. I find it entertaining that Hammy is Muslim, right? And he is called Hammy. This entertains me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 12:13 pm
Are we sure that's Hitler?...Maybe it's Muhammad...The one "true" prophet (no one knows what he looks like....except Hammy)
Airman - November 8, 2010, 10:58 am
a general statement that makes you think, but what is the purpose of Hitler with it? the Holocaust? Dictators? conquering other countries? White supremacy? disappointment with the Cowboys?


BOTTOMLESS PIT -




ARTISTIC? -


TAGS: art good bad fine line
Rating: 4.18/5

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falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:23 pm
Hey! I'm autistic. :|


NORMAL -




WE NEED A NEW CAMERA - with a zoom lens my ass




GIVE ME A KISS! - No way! You have horsey breath.




LET THE PAIN FLOW OUT IN A RIVER -




SPACEDOG'S SHY BLADDER - is starting to become a bit of a problem


TAGS: honestly he s just fine at home
Rating: 4.31/5

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spacedog - April 9, 2010, 7:57 pm
Wait a minute...is he saying I'm full of piss? BWAHHAHAHA!
agdaniele - April 9, 2010, 7:38 pm
5L! Beautiful!
spacedog - April 9, 2010, 7:30 pm
LMAO! d*** public urinals. That's it. I'm gonna go try the fire hydrant. Thanks Airman, 5Ls.
Airman - April 9, 2010, 5:55 pm
I drew a little red line around his face
CANADA - April 9, 2010, 4:51 pm
lol, did you put a helmet on the dog?


SNAKE CLEANING - Always best to use a hard bristle brush to wash of the old scales.




FINE LINE -


TAGS: fine line fishing idiot
Rating: 3.61/5

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agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 9:57 pm
LMAO! I think MO is working on some latent urges.
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:57 pm
*"golf" (not gold???)
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:56 pm
Dammit MO, I was talkin' to aggiford.
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:56 pm
That'd be like zappin' fish in a barrel ... which would be the OTHER "gold" of cruelty sports. Only the willing victim would not be nearly as mentally agile.
MO - July 28, 2009, 9:54 pm
Don't taze me bro!!! zzzzzz *snickers*
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 9:53 pm
Me next, me next!
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:51 pm
By "hoser" I'll a**ume you mean "tazer" ... hey, look! Behind you!
MO - July 28, 2009, 9:44 pm
No way hoser! Take off eh!
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:43 pm
Hey MO ... hold still, bro.
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 9:31 pm
Funny, but I like.... oh, fine.
MO - July 28, 2009, 9:29 pm
Get that tazer delivered yet, Sean?
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:27 pm
No line at all. Fishing is the "golf" of recreational cruelty.
Ed-Hyde - July 28, 2009, 10:34 am
Standing on the beach . . . listening to the wife . . . standing on the beach . . . Gotta go with standing on the beach.
CANADA - July 28, 2009, 9:32 am
i like this one.done it lots
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 8:43 am
Hooks snag on chicken wire.
RONSART - July 28, 2009, 1:33 am
Thx Mr. TrashHeap...nope never made one...have be a**igned some in the bottom of mine...but just there because of this last re-adjustment...so staying quiet...lol...sure others of mine are lost, but can,t find yet...lol Tunnels Suck...Reposts Suck...etc.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 12:56 am
5L Ron. Ypo are the f***in master. So in over 1000 posters have you made a single tunnel?
MO - July 27, 2009, 8:03 pm
Mines got two slap chops!!! She'll hook us up!!! (and a purdy mean right hook)
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:59 pm
Duuuuude!!! Dude?
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:57 pm
I'll have my girl make sammiches. Dudes shouldn't make sammiches for other dudes.
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:52 pm
No h***er! YOU bring samichez, I bring Becks.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:50 pm
Fishing mit da tuna fish? I'm partial to chicken or (shaddup) pizza... when I fish, I.... wait.... is another dude offering to make sammiches for me? Ummmmm...
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:46 pm
You don't like Becks...light, but I'd buy you some motor oil. You bring tuna fish samichez.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:31 pm
(bring beer)
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:14 pm
If it was easy, they'd call it catching....just saying.


WHY? - Is silly string prohibited on Halloween? What did it do to you? And why is there a $1000 fine?




RED BULL - STRAIGHT DISRESPECTING THE WORK DAY.




Motifake Posters -


TAGS: fine wines aged motifake posters
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2014, 9:20 pm
I only drink on occasion; when the sun rises, afternoon lunch, supper, dinner, evening, sunset, moonrise . . . .
Sho - June 13, 2014, 12:05 pm
i dont drink but this sounds about right lol. 5L
Sho - June 13, 2014, 12:05 pm
i dont drink but this sounds about right lol. 5L


government shutdown -


TAGS: motifake posters positive just fine calm down
Rating: 4.94/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 14, 2013, 1:29 pm
Probably someone whose same poster have been rejected nine times, lol. Hey I've been there myself, but that's no reason to take it out on anyone.
MissPriss - October 14, 2013, 1:11 pm
And who's the joker that ruined crotchety's less than 5L rating? Not me!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 13, 2013, 10:01 pm
Thank you, one and all. I had hoped that this wasn't looked upon as a poster that belongs elsewhere. Humor is one of many things needed
falloutghoul - October 13, 2013, 3:58 pm
But then the water and electricity stop flowing...
spacedog - October 13, 2013, 2:24 pm
HA! The representative from Crotchety has the floor. 5L
chickenlittle - October 13, 2013, 1:20 pm
Awesome cynic!! :)
GaryO - October 13, 2013, 12:57 pm
Bingo!


I BET YOU WON'T FIND A LUCKY DIME -




RELIABILITY -


TAGS: read the fine print kids
Rating: 4.6/5

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Rick69 - November 5, 2012, 7:26 pm
Brutally brilliant...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2012, 12:38 pm
Could one of your personalities post this to Religifake?....5L


POLICY WAIVER OBJECTION - Some applicants need help with the fine print.




GET A MOOOOOVE ON -




HARD TO LISTEN TO -


TAGS: fine women cars
Rating: 4.53/5

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crankyhead - May 23, 2011, 7:56 am
beautiful
Peso - May 23, 2011, 7:45 am
A simple thought that is brutally honest. 5Ls


CHUTZPAH -


TAGS: this defines the term
Rating: 4.26/5

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Derek - January 26, 2010, 12:15 am
"Yes, but they don't taste as nice anymore"


GREAT ARTWORK -




AMERICA'S FINEST - Gee, thanks for making us look so good dork !




ICEMAN -


TAGS: were sure you will do fine pssst aggy hide the mop and pail
Rating: 3.92/5

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ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 11:58 pm
Keep your coc......... Ummm, just keep those rings to yourself.
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 11:56 pm
if you dont have the super secret squirrel decoder ring, you arent privy to all the secrets
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 11:55 pm
And you know this because?????????
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 11:53 pm
at least he isnt "in heat"
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 11:52 pm
It's that d*** tongue of yours, b****.
TheTrashHeap - November 5, 2010, 11:51 pm
He's still here folks but he's starting to drip!
ICEMAN - March 29, 2010, 9:01 pm
Don't forget Mr. Heap, I live in the Sonoran Desert. Heh, heh, heh. (don't ask) 5 sunburns for you. ;)
Faceplant31 - March 29, 2010, 1:33 pm
Amsome! Nice one TTH!


LUCKY? - Meet Lucky the Turtle. His legs were eaten off and some nice human glued carpet slide replacements on him... Lucky says, "Thanks...asshole."


TAGS: this works fine as long as the ground is carpeted you jerk
Rating: 3.75/5

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GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 7:50 pm
People been asking me, "Where'd you learn to fly that way?" Was over in Vietnam, chasin' NVA The government taught me, and they taught me right, Stay down, under the treeline, you might be alright Treetop flyer
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 7:46 pm
Whooo-hooo!! another border crossing
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:40 pm
It was a successful trip, Grey... so, no I don't remember.
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 7:35 pm
Rolling Rock, Curling STONES, geeesh don't you remember that trip to Vancouver?
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:22 pm
Hardwood floors over here... he'd scoot around my place like a curling rock.


$47,000 HOAX - Well, at least you got to be on TV... oh, your dad already was on TV? Well, you got to have that sweet-ass ballon ride... Oh... yeah, that's right...




MARCO -




AMERICA'S FINEST CITY - San Diego, CA


TAGS: america s finest city san diego ca california
Rating: 1.79/5

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NiteStryker - October 31, 2009, 11:36 am
New York aint got **** on SD, and its 500,000 for a rat hole because everybody wants to live here.
Zed - October 28, 2009, 1:01 am
So, it's the New York of the West coast?
motifake - October 28, 2009, 12:54 am

San Diego is awesome, if you want to live in a tiny rat hole for $500,000
Derek - October 28, 2009, 12:51 am
Sustainable, pollution-free, crime-free? Even close? I think not.


uninformed -


TAGS: fine print false advertising read
Rating: 1/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2014, 6:48 pm
Are you telling me that there is no difference between "GOOD visibility" and "EXCELLENT visibility"?
EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2014, 6:18 pm
The lower one is the bold font. (Kinda ruins what you're saying when the evidence you present contradicts it.)


Happy happy happy, yes I'm happy happy happy -


TAGS: shoulda read the fine print
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - March 10, 2017, 10:15 am
Amen brother, UP yours


Fisherman's tale -


TAGS: sure come on in waters fine have a seat relax while fishies dine
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 23, 2016, 9:37 am
LMAO brilliant! ^^^^^Up


Adam & Eve -




Read Between The Lines -


TAGS: elderly woman reading everything fine print
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 8, 2015, 5:52 pm
I'm all for using the excuse that works! ESPECIALLY when exceeding the speed limit! If the po-po will let me go-go without a ticket? I'm happy!! LOL! My fave? "I sneezed!" It WORKED!! LOL!
MissPriss - April 8, 2015, 1:58 pm
Are you trying to insinuate that I'm old, blind or should be driving in the Indy 500? Don't care what you think of me...I'm keeping the 5L's!
mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:45 am
Any excuse that'll work, right Prissy? I can think of allllll kinds of interesting things to get away with using this one! Starting with the speed limit.... 5L LOL!
MissPriss - April 5, 2015, 2:00 pm
'cern deep down I always knew you were a sweet little old lady...glad you finally "came" out...teehee thanks for the vote
concern3 - April 5, 2015, 4:06 am
5er I can relate


Congratulations -


TAGS: degree fine arts unemployment
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 6:51 pm
Yep a real degree would of taught 'em how to ask to super size that...thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 1:26 am
Do you want fries with that? 101! LOL! 5L!
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 12:18 am
Thanks for all the 5L support 'cern, but, you do know you are only allowed a certain amount of 5's during your motifake lifetime right?
concern3 - February 21, 2015, 6:11 pm
So true another 5er


secret we all know happy -




break the boundary -




Singapore Sling -




OCTOBER -


TAGS: october yeah sure i like pumpkin just fine but theres a limit
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 12:25 am
LOL, Silvy! There's a few things that taste great, but most of it? SHUDDER!!!!! 5 LOL lions!
Greeny - October 9, 2015, 7:02 pm
That **** is horrible


pleasure -


TAGS: defined
Rating: 4.62/5

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GaryO - October 9, 2015, 4:39 pm
HA! I've got a bomber...been awhile
EmilioDumphque - October 5, 2015, 3:52 am
Pretty close to the truth!
GaryO - October 4, 2015, 10:23 pm
t.a.p.e is censored?? What k**** bastrad designed this program?
GaryO - October 4, 2015, 10:20 pm
S'pose you prolly don't wish to know about my morning movement then. A one piecer. Rather swirly. ***ered. I called it the Dairy Queen
lgvernon - October 4, 2015, 4:49 pm

That's more than I ever needed to know about you. I'm sorry. 5er.
concern3 - October 4, 2015, 12:06 pm
once again a 5er. I really enjoy these


Adventure -


TAGS: adventure golf bear grizzly redefine
Rating: 4.6/5

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mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:59 pm
JW! Another great poster with this pic!!!! LUUUUV IT!!!! LOL ^!!!


Rusty -




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